New items…More Work
I hate it when we get new stuff at the Outback. I mean, it is pretty sweet when we get to try it all, but it sucks having to explain it all the time. At the Outback, we have to do things called menu converstations. This is when we grab the menus and talk about everything on the menu; like the table is iliterate and can’t read the menu themselves. When we get new items, we have more crap to memorize and recite to these poor tables. They just sit and stare at me with blank looks, knowing that they are going to order the same damn thing they ordered last time they came. It can be helpful to people who are new to the Outback, but people who have been there a million times get bored. If you really want to know the onces of every steak, go to the Outback website yourself http://www.outback.com
Whoa, I just checked out the Outback’s menu and I can’t believe that you guys have a dish called ‘Kookaburra wings’! We have kookaburras sitting around watching the outside dining customers in the hope of some scraps. One little champ even flew down and stole a kid’s steak from him just as the waitress placed it on the table